Most people hate the dentist. Well, maybe not the actual dentist but more the whole dentist experience. You would think I would be one of those, with my irrational fear of losing teeth, but obviously I’m not otherwise I wouldn’t have lead in with the whole “hating dentists thing”. I actually enjoy going to the dentist. Their chair is pretty much the most comfortable chair I have ever sat in. So much so that I have almost fallen asleep several times while the hygenist jabbed away at my mouth with their assortment of fun happy rainbow tools. It probably has something to do with the 17 years (actually about 3) years I had braces. The orthadontist appointments were no where near as pleasant.
Teeth are boring though, so I won’t ramble on anymore about them. What I really wanted to talk about was hair. Hair is much less boring than teeth. I’d say it is about 6 times more popular (using the number of different colours available for colouring). Not only is hair more popular, but people go out of their way to schedule frequent hair “sytling” appointments. Personally, I hate going to the barber. I pay for pretty much one haircut a year and I still don’t like it. The barber to me is like the dentist to most people. Forcibly socializing with people who akwardly shove your head around while wielding sharpened death tools is not my idea of fun. Thankfully I found one barber who is pretty good; me.
In fact, I’m so good at cutting my hair that I was thinking of setting up a secondary career. I am going to open Steve’s Barber Shoppe. It’s going to be pretty much the best barber shop every (for people named Steve… Who are me). So for all you people who are not me, you are out of luck.
Also, what’s the deal with (random word)? It’s like, can people get enough of (random word)? Seriously. I was at the grocery store, just minding my own business when this guy beihind me was all liike “do you PVR sci-fi shows?” It’s not just some gut either, it’s some 40 year old guy who probably doesn’t get out much, not that there’s anything wrong with that. He actually downloads so many shows that he ripped apart his box to jam in a bigger hard drive. He seemed like a nice enough guy. We got ice cream and went back to his place and watched sci-fi shows and fingerpainted.